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APRIL 2010

IS MESSI BIGGER THAN JESUS CHRIST?

fc-messi

POSSIBLY not, according to the Turin tea cloth our lord and saviour was a wopping 8 foot tall and covered in
Darjeeling. As far as we like to stay away from religion or sport or politics, we at Max Towers cannot help but to
be swept away with the euphoria that is FC Barcelona of Catalunya (no es Espanya), especially the diminutive
but colossal figure of the one and only Lionel Andres Messi who despite being only 4 feet tall and weighing a
measly 85lbs has completely changed the face of football forever with his sublime version of the beautiful game.


No wonder he plays for the Barca...

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THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD by HARROD PAINTIER

Greatest Lie

THE lid is finally lifted on the most secretive organisation since the Sistine Chapel Strippers;
Cheese and wine orgies, drug-fueled hospital bed races, S&M cream tea fetish parties
and Vatican vault echo shouting competitions, you’ll be shocked when you see how your
hard-earned sunday donation is not-so wisely spent by the frock-wearing hardcore maniacs
that frequent its little tray just by the door -THIS BOOK HAS IT ALL!!
Leaving no chalice unturned, this book will show you in places never before seen by any but
a few ringworm-inhabited ring-spinning voodoo cryogenic-spawn-love children taking you
further down into their cosmic land of wonder and surprisingly good value.
How one tranvestitic she-male nun priest managed to penetrate the higher-echelons of the
Saint Pete’s ‘Where’s the Pope-on-a-rope?’ Book Club, and the real truth behind that most
famous statue of them all

“(Paintier) does for writing what Picasso does for time”

-NuMusicalExpress


“If it was a choice between the shark and the book, you could use the book to defeat the shark
and still have a great afternoon on the beach”

-Bondi

“Why wouldn’t you?”

-Rod Stuart

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FIGHTING IGNORANCE ONE PIG AT A TIME