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THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD by HARROD PAINTIER

Greatest Lie

THE lid is finally lifted on the most secretive organisation since the Sistine Chapel Strippers;
Cheese and wine orgies, drug-fueled hospital bed races, S&M cream tea fetish parties
and Vatican vault echo shouting competitions, you’ll be shocked when you see how your
hard-earned sunday donation is not-so wisely spent by the frock-wearing hardcore maniacs
that frequent its little tray just by the door -THIS BOOK HAS IT ALL!!
Leaving no chalice unturned, this book will show you in places never before seen by any but
a few ringworm-inhabited ring-spinning voodoo cryogenic-spawn-love children taking you
further down into their cosmic land of wonder and surprisingly good value.
How one tranvestitic she-male nun priest managed to penetrate the higher-echelons of the
Saint Pete’s ‘Where’s the Pope-on-a-rope?’ Book Club, and the real truth behind that most
famous statue of them all

“(Paintier) does for writing what Picasso does for time”

-NuMusicalExpress


“If it was a choice between the shark and the book, you could use the book to defeat the shark
and still have a great afternoon on the beach”

-Bondi

“Why wouldn’t you?”

-Rod Stuart

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