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WHOEVER SAID IT ISN'T A RACE NEVER WON ANYTHING

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I mean I’m not naturally competitive, it is something that was distilled in
me purely as a means of getting the inner warrior to come out, so to speak.
Not that I’m complaining, mind you.
A little competition never hurt nobody, except when the event has an
element of risk involved, you know, deep sea whaler fishing, marathon golfing
(getting into as many holes in as short a space of time as you can) speed
marbles, manhole cover tiddlywinks, claymore petanque.
But I find the true spirit of winning comes from competing against your self.
You know the self of which I speak.
You have a side that will always win, and it usually involves cheating.
Like playing chess, for example. This is why I no longer play, I found my
racialist side coming out.
But I don’t wish to unseal that vessel of oligochaeta so I’ll just accept the
fact that I am marginally better than me at certain sports, but much better
than I used to be (when I was five especially, I was pretty crap at boxing,
even I can admit that).

Live fast, die old, let your great-grand kids pick up the pieces.
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